The ASPCA was founded an incredible 150 years ago. On April 13th you have a chance to help them continue their century and a half long mission.
City Kitties is your opportunity to potentially make a love connection with one of the ASPCA's wonderful office foster cats (and rumor has it a few bunnies). These rescued felines are in need of a forever home, and will be a dedicated friend to you even when it seems like everyone else is a real jerk.
All normal adoption fees will be waved in honor of the 150th anniversary of the organization. Please RSVP to email@example.com if you plan on visiting.
Here's some background info on the available kitties to prepare you for your visit.
This six year old domestic short hair is perfect for anyone looking for a straight forward, no nonsense cat relationship. Ina plays no games! "I want you to want to pet me," is not a thought that passes through her adorable ginger head. When she wants you to pet her, she will let you know. When she wants you to stop, she will let you know. If you're sick and tired of the immature BS, and want a loving cat who is secure in herself, Ina is your gal.
Are you lacking both a devoted companion and creative business ideas? You need to meet Sigourney. "Siggy," as she is known around the office, is a 5 year old calico cat that enjoys sleeping in the box and thinking outside of it. Whether it be new product ideas (silverware for cats) or new marketing concepts (sleeping box sponsorship as pictured above), inspiration comes often to this adorable entrepreneur. If you aspire to have a wonderful companion who will help you get on Shark Tank, try Siggy today! Operators are standing by.
Face it, you don't have nearly enough excitement and adventure in your life. All that could change with the adoption of Charlotte, the precocious two year old cat. Due to mysterious circumstances, Charlotte has a permanent wink. She figured she might as well roll with it, and enrolled at Pirate University: Sacramento State campus. Despite excellent grades in swashbuckling, her cute squeaky voice and inability to get along with parrots led to her leaving after only one semester. These days Charlotte is looking for a new career and a new home. Her pirate days are behind her, but she will still plunder your heart.
Immediately upon meeting her, you can tell that Puddin' comes from the upper crust of cat society. The regal manner in which this 9 year old aristocat carries herself comes naturally to someone of her stock and seasoning. However, do not completely judge this book by her cover. Puddin is active in several charities and uses her notoriety and stature to advocate for better representation of "real cat bodies" in the media, claiming it sets an unreasonable ideal for most felines to live up to. If you want a cat of substance, one who truly cares and is full of affection, Puddin' is your girl.
Channing is an artist, and he will let you know it. A deep and thoughtful guy, you'll often catch him gazing out the window as he ponders philosophical questions. Channing practices what he calls the "Socatic Method," and has written several works, including the "Allegory of the Cage." Along with this intellectual heft, Channing also has some disdain for other cats, and is better off in a home by himself. Fortunately, he is very fond of humans, and is optimistic that one day we may be as enlightened as he is, so if you are into meaningful conversations with an energetic cat, take home Channing on the 13th!
Don't let the mild case of RBF fool you. Nori is a sweet and loving cat. She just needs some time to get to know you first. Once the two of you are comfortable together, she will gladly curl up and chill in your lap for an evening of Catflix. Nori LOVES to chill. It is one of her two passions in life, along with professional wrestling. If the two of you become very close and she trusts you completely, she might just show you pictures from her time in the ring when she was known as "The Hellcat of Hell's Kitchen."
This six year old has a face so adorable you'll think she was created by PIXAR. You'll be shocked to find out that this youthful girl is six years old! What's her secret to looking so young? Seraphina is happy to share if you subscribe to her online health & beauty newsletter, SCOOP. Once a week, she'll reveal personal tips and tricks to stay young in both mind and body, including where to buy organic vegan tuna and just how to get that gross human oil out of your fur after a petting sesh. Seraphina may seems stand-offish at first, but once you take her home you'll learn quickly that is just the media unjustly ganging up on her.